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Joke of the Day
"""I want frog legs."" -Fancy restaurant order or the coolest plastic surgery request ever"
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"She hated my mixed-tape back in high school. Last month she gave birth to her ninth baby. Thanks for saving my life, Depeche Mode!"
"How many teenagers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, but you need a fairly big lightbulb."
"In honor of women's day I would like to honestly say that...."" Life with out you ladies would literally be a pain in the ass"""
"I'm the dog whisperer. I'll whisper the word ""dog"" 20.. hell, 30 times if the price is right"
"What does an obese white woman have in common with a brick? Eventually, they're both getting laid by a Mexican."
"Reporter: Russell Wilson, do you want another Superbowl ring? Wilson: Nah I'll pass."
"9/11 Jokes Aren't Funny... they are just plane wrong."
"Sometimes when you first meet someone you just know you want to spend the rest of your life.... Avoiding them"
"I bought my friend an elephant for his room... He was like, ""Oh, wow! Thanks!"" And I was like, ""Don't mention it!"""