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Joke of the Day
"What's E.T. short for? He's only got small legs."
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"Open bottle, allow it to breathe. If it does not look like it's breathing, give it mouth to mouth -Beer"
"Just one time I wanna see The Bachelor get a cold sore"
"My girlfriend said she was in such a foul mood. So I took her to KFC"
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"Rain drop, drop top.... Mariah Carey's career ended before the ball dropped."
"What's the hardest part about nailing a baby to a tree? My penis."
"It is impossible to act naturally right after someone tells you to act naturally."
"Innocent little girl !! ""Would you make a frog noise for me?"" The grandad, confused asks, ""why?"" The little girl replies, ""dad says when you croak we are all going to disneyland""."