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Joke of the Day

"What did the older terrorist say to the younger terrorist before he headed out for a party? Go on, have a blast."

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"I built a castle, but it turned out bad I guess I didn't put in much ef-fort"
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"Money talks ...but all mine ever says is good-bye."
"I saw a bald eagle carry away a bunny rabbit today, and I was like, ""well, at least somebody gets to be held."""