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Joke of the Day
"Why do French tanks have a rear-view mirror? To see the front"
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"What do you call an attractive primate corpse in Saudi Arabia? Haram bae"
"Jim: You have a Fantasy Football team? Me: Guys aren't my thing. But, Tom Brady's kinda cute. Jim: No, I- Me: Ooh! Cam Newton's dreamy, too!"
"Whenever a bird shits on my car I eat a plate of scrambled eggs on front of my porch just to let them know what I am capable of"
"RT if you love puppies, rainbows or beating the shit out of strangers for not saying ""Thank You"", after you've held the door for them."
"You know, those people who insult Obama and the Clintons.. really need to stop beating around the Bush."
"I hate people who use the wrong words in a sentence and don't correct themselves They sometimes should have the humidity to admit it."
"I went to the zoo the other day. There was only one animal there and to make it even worse it was just a dog. It was a shit-zu"
"Native Americans had a word for ""Bad Hunter"" Vegetarian."
"Bradley Cooper looks like a guy who's playing a ""famous actor"" in a made-for-TV movie."