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Joke of the Day

"What did Eminem say when 50cent gave him a sweater? Gee, you knit?"

"What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl? ""Just flush it like everybody else does."""

"A man was fishing in the jungle. After a while another angler came to join him. ""Have you had any bites?"" asked the second man. ""Yes lots"" replied the first one ""but they were all mosquitoes."""

"To protest Donald Sterling's racist comments I'm going to continue to not care about basketball."

"Why did the blonde keep coat hangers under her seat? In case she locks her keys in her car."

"A woman's asshole is like a 9-volt battery. You know you shouldn't, but sooner or later you're going to put your tongue on it."

"I just bought some land with a stranger and now we have a lot in common."

"Asian Drivers Are So Bad... that I wouldn't be surprised if Pearl Harbor was an accident"

"Went on a trampoline with my 1 year old and learned that if you jump JUST right it unfortunately turns into a baby catapult."

"You are living, you occupy space and you have mass. You know what that means... You matter!"