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Joke of the Day

"What kind of fish does Google have in their lobby? [betta]s"

"What do you call a jew who works at a brewery? A he brew."

"My new thai girlfriend said ""A small penis shouldn't be a problem in a loving relationship"" I still wish she didn't have one though."

"Neckbeard goes to the doctor, feeling abnormal. He had a ma'lady."

"Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his soup? Because one more would have been too farty."

"How many Chinese workers does it take to make a Smartphone? I dunno. Ask the kids."

"My friend collects scoliosis journals He has *back* issues."

"I just got a part in the movie Cocaine I only have one line."

"Your resume just says ""falconer"" ""And?"" Well, this is a bank *falcon starts break-dancing* ""Not yet Tyler, wait until he offers us the job"""

"They say a bird in the hand is better than two in the bush But a penis in the bush is better than two in the hand any day."