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Joke of the Day

"I saw a bald eagle carry away a bunny rabbit today, and I was like, ""well, at least somebody gets to be held."""

"If a blue man lives in the blue house, a red man lives in the red house, and a green man lives in the green house, who lives in the white house? an orange man"

"What do you call a joke that only works written down instead of told orally? A [sic] joke"

"What does a Mermaid bring to math class? An algae-bra."

"Break into your neighbor's house every night but don't take anything just put a cape on their dog"

"I have a special place in my heart. For blood and vessels and stuff."

"People need to realize that racism is a complicated is a complicated issue It isn't just black and white"

"Say no to drugs. Although if you're talking to drugs you may already be on drugs."

"So I think we have pretty much covered what to do if life gives you lemons"

"How do you make a small fortune in aviation? Start out with a large fortune."