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Joke of the Day
"Why don't the blind bungee jump? Because it scares the fuck out of the dogs."
Next Joke
"Brutally honest? I'm always honest ... I guess the brutality would depend on your level of aversion to the truth"
"What language do birds speak ? Pigeon English !"
"If you refuse to take a nap... Are you resisting a rest?"
"What do grandparents smell like? ""Depends"""
"You don't see many reindeer in zoos do you? No. They can't afford the admission."
"Are you sure we haven't met before? Because I feel like I hate you from somewhere."
"Did you hear about Ryan Seacrest's beard? Apparently she's a former Miss Teen USA."
"I'm glad chocolate bars come with resealable packages, so I can eat half now, and the other half 1 minute from now."
"A man at a cemetery for Titanic victims claims to have taken a photo of a ghost. The ghost reportedly said ""there was room for two people."""