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Joke of the Day
"What are a redneck's last two words before dying ? WATCH THIS !"
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"Just bought a set of alphabet magnets for my fridge, so this may very well be my last tweet."
"Why do historians believe all nazis were women? They all had blood on their hands. Credit of the joke goes to James of FunHaus"
"Had my autobiography published last year and haven't sold one copy.... Story of my life."
"What does a Middle-Eastern person eat for breakfast? Syria-l"
"my doctor told me to watch my drinking and so i bought some mirrors"
"Four out of five people enjoy gang rape you sick bastard"
"What do you call a cow masturbating? Beef stoken-off"
"What's the difference between a frog and a horny toad? The frog goes ""Ribbit ribbit"" and the horny toad goes ""rub it rub it."""
"How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable? He tried to stirrup some interest!"