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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a frog and a horny toad? The frog goes ""Ribbit ribbit"" and the horny toad goes ""rub it rub it."""

"TIL that if you plug your amp into a 12"" instead of your 8"", you get fireworks. Whoops. Wrong sub."

"I present to you the world's shortest poem, entitled ""Fleas"". Adam had'em."

"How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing? Coincerned"

"Thanksgiving is here, and I love trigonometry sorry, I went off on a tangent."

"Why is your paper blank? Teacher: Why is your paper blank? Student: Sometimes silence is the best answer ! :D :D"

"I've been to multiple yard and garage sales, but have never walked away with a plot of land or a place to store my vehicles."

"COP: Damn I left my regular handcuffs at home, all I have is these candy handcuffs. I trust that u won't eat ur way out of these CROOK: Sure"

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists cant change anything."

"After years in the Military, the soldier survived mustard gas and pepper spray and was proud to finally be able to call himself a seasoned veteran."