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Joke of the Day
"How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable? He tried to stirrup some interest!"
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"I tried growing some thin fruit last month But there's been slim pickings."
"""Can you spot me, bro?"" - Waldo, at the gym"
"What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ? After a week he was spotless !"
"[my 1st day as spelling bee host] your word is policy ""can you use it in a sentence"" um i think hes an undercover cop, he looks a bit policy"
"""GO SPORTS!"" -how I cheer for all sports"
"A woman once asked me for 9 inches and said to make it hurt So I fucked her 3 times and punched her in the mouth."
"Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for? Because he's always standing by The Edge."
"I wanted to know the meaning of earthenware, so I opened the dictionary at the EA section. Unfortunately, I needed to pay micro-transactions to access it."
"I remember 2016 As if it were a normal year."