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Joke of the Day
"Four out of five people enjoy gang rape you sick bastard"
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"Today, the doctor told me that the bottom of my heart has stopped functioning. My girlfriend will be disappointed; that's the part I loved her from."
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"Why does ed not have a girlfriend? Because sheeran"
"The Obama Administration just created 100 million jobs @ Dell and Comcast by cutting power in India."
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"When my large dog wants to sit beside me but my other slightly less large dog already is, he just sits on top of him"
"I don't trust anyone with a beard, especially a woman"
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