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Joke of the Day

"Trying this hot water diet where you drink a cup of hot water in the morning but so far all I've done is burn my tongue and eat 7 donuts."

"How did the redneck find the sheep in the tall grass??... Very satisfying..."

"What did the survivor of cranial sodomy say to the police after the incident? ""At night when I close my eyes I can still hear them coming..."""

"I used to be indecisive. But now I'm not so sure."

"Arvind Kejriwal wants absolute control of ""Aam aadmi party"" to enforce inner party democracy."

"I try and avoid picking up turtles on the side of the road. Just in case they're in the middle of a race."

"Did you hear about the Blonde who bought a brand new pair of panty hose, she put em on then shaved her legs and recked 'em"

"What do you call fake spaghetti? Impasta."

"If I had a million dollars i'd pay to have sex with your mum and i'd probably invest the other $999,990"

"I haven't gone to the washroom in 2 days No shits given"