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Joke of the Day

"Why do historians believe all nazis were women? They all had blood on their hands. Credit of the joke goes to James of FunHaus"

"Last night I went to a bar and someone put a Mira-Lax in my drink Overall, it was a pretty shitty night"

"When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you??"

"Birthdays are great... ... but too many of them will kill you."

"A Portuguese, a Greek, and a Spaniard go into a brothel. Who pays? Germany."

"I'm not the type of person you want to put on speaker during a phone conversation."

"Graduation speech: I would like to thank Wikipedia, and copy/paste. I'm out bitc$es"

"What's the similarity between snooker and sex? If red covers pink, go for the brown."

"How long does it take for a Somalian to shit? 9 months."

"Drug sniffing dogs are wrong 80 percent of the time. You would be too if you were sniffing drugs all day."