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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cow masturbating? Beef stoken-off"
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"My husband asked if I've heard of Justin Bieber. Then he hooked up the horse and plowed the back 40 because he's Amish, apparently."
"My poop likes rap music It's down with OP pee."
"You know how sometimes you destroy your house & instead of cleaning you're like ""Screw it let's just move?"" That's why we're exploring space"
"Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet? Because he was always lost at C! [ I'm^so^sorry ]"
"Dim light bulbs or bright light bulbs? Watts the difference!"
"[Fortune Teller] ""I see great wealth, also danger."" Oh. ""And blue meth. Walt Jr. is crippled."" Are you watching Breaki- ""Jesse is so hot."""
"What concert costs 45 cents? Fifty Cent and Nickleback"
"Friends are a lot like trees... They fall down when hit multiple times with an axe"
"I love being complimented on my parking skills! Someone even left a note on my windshield saying ""parking fine""."