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Joke of the Day
"Had my autobiography published last year and haven't sold one copy.... Story of my life."
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"Why Did Hitler kill himself? He was told about his gas bill"
"What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad? One trains the mind the other minds the train."
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