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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama's so fat... ...she has to upgrade her data plan every time she sends a selfie."
Next Joke
"My 8 year old son wrote this... What do you call the ghost of a chicken that haunts people in their homes? A poultry-geist."
"Why was the Jedi so good at the synthesizer? He had a high MIDI-chlorian count. Test."
"What do you call five black men having sex? A threesome"
"That hot person you've been flirting with over the internet has one normal arm and one shrivelled T. rex arm."
"Wanna hear a joke?? Womens rights!! Even better? They believe it!!"
"I don't get the term ""Pansexual"" I mean, I like bread as much as the next guy, but c'mon!"
"Mom, you bought me the wrong magazine! This isn't MAD, this is DISAPPOINTED!"
"I use the phrase ""when I win the lottery"" a lot for someone who never buys any lottery tickets."
"What do you get when cross religion with apples? Apple Jews."