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Joke of the Day

"A Chinese man goes to the optician and the doctor tells him he has a Cataract. That Chinese man says ""no, I have a BMW""."

"What kind of bellybutton did Paul Walker have? An Audi. ^^^Im ^^^so ^^^sorry"

"[test driving car with car salesman] *parks on make out hill*"

"What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair"

"I met a guy the other day with a glass eye. He didn't tell me, it just came out in the conversation"

"My kids are mad at me because I never unwrap the cheese slices in their sandwiches"

"Remember when you were young and everything was new and you were filled with optimism and hope? Anyway here's a new thing to buy from Apple."

"Customer: Why did you take off so much hair? Barber: I didn't nature beat me to it."

"the fondue...? you mean, my drinking cheese?"

"I'm so good at making Chinese food, I can do it with my eyes closed."