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Joke of the Day

"do you sell wasps? a man goes into a pet shop and asks ""how much are your wasps"" the pet shop owner replies ""we don't sell any wasps"" ""what about the one in the window"""

"In a way, I'm happy that Brexit happened. Now I don't need to correct people when they refer to the UK as England."

"What goes ""knio knio?"" A backward pig."

"Do you remember how before social media nobody cared what, where and with whom you ate? Still nobody cares."

"If a glow worm were to have its tail cut off ... ... would it be de-lighted?"

"Why should women only masturbate with these two fingers? *holds up middle and ring finger* Because they're mine!"

"Your mom's had so many trains run on her... ...they call her The Island of Sodor."

"I wanted to set my password as madeline But apparently that's taken."

"Why is Shakespeare bad at hunting? because he can't aim steadily"

"So i stole this joke from I Love Lucy, So a woman walks into a restaurant The woman says to the waiter, ""Two pork chops, and make them lean."" And the waiter says, ""Yes, ma'am. Which way?"""