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Joke of the Day
"What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street? Slip not."
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"Kryptonite They call my dick Kryptonite, Because not even Superman can handle it. Boom!"
"What did the painting on the wall say to the cop? I've been framed!"
"7 years ago to this day, I swallowed my gum and broke a mirror, so as you might imagine, this is a pretty big day for me."
"A dyslexic man... Walks into a bra."
"What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat? Thistle have to do!"
"Why did the Police hurry over to the Black Lives Matter Riot? To beat the crowd!"
"""Yo, somebody filled this calzone with a checkbook and sunglasses!"" -Vin Diesel eating a purse"
"Don't break anybody's heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206."
"Drying out wet fireworks in the oven is not a good idea. Trust me on this"