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Joke of the Day
"What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street? Slip not."
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"a Rabbi, an accountant, a banker, and a doctor walk into a bar mitzvah"
"Why did Woodrow Wilson take a long time to turn around? Because he could only make 14 point turns."
"Why was the calf afraid? He was a cow-herd!"
"Adorable idea. Colleagues have been writing names on their food in the office fridge. I am currently eating a yoghurt called Debbie"
"Putting clothes on an animal is like putting on an overcoat over your overcoat."
"""Favorite"" seems like a strong word. There should be a button that's more just ""Hey, fun Tweet. This is fun. We're having fun."""
"Up dawg A man sees a long lost friend he says... 'Up dawg' 'What that?' 'What's what?' 'What's up dawg?' 'Nothing much hbu' '...? Oh hahahahahaha '"
"Somedays I feel like running away. Then I remember how much I hate running."
"On the baseball diamond, I'm like a T-Rex. I have a short arm."