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Joke of the Day

"The best part about Ray Lewis being on ESPN is.. I can hear a guy with six kids by four different women lecture me about commitment & dedication."

"My girlfriend didn't think I could make a car out of spaghetti... So I drove pasta."

"I like my girls like I like my pepperoni pizza White, full of fat and red dots all over them... :-("

"Why did the cowboy ride his horse? Because the horse was too heavy to carry."

"""Describe yourself in 4 words."" Bad at counting."

"Someone angrily told me ""You're so sarcastic!"" That would be like me angrily telling a woman ""You're so beautiful!"""

"How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? You suck his cock!"

"NASA's JUNO Probe finally reached Jupiter after ~5 year journey exactly halfway to its journey to Uranus."

"What was Hitler's favorite drunk food? Dictator-tots."

"did you know if you throw a baby at a random group of people someone will always catch it so far"