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Joke of the Day

"Two men were walking on the train track One says to another: ""I am exhausted man, let's walk for a bit."" P.S: From a country rich with oil, but not good jokes - Azerbaijan"

"I can cut a piece of wood in half just by looking at it..... It's true, I saw it with my own eyes."

"[SPELLING BEE] JUDGE: Tim, your word is ""Oak"" TIM: [deep breath] Ok *BUZZER* T: What th J: So close! It's O-'A'-K T: But... J: Hard luck, kid"

"A doe walks out of the woods.... A doe walks out of the woods, shakes herself off and says, ""Well. I'll never do THAT for two bucks again.""."

"If I was smarter I'd make my social network passwords impossible to type when drunk."

"This sub has taken a dive recently I guess I should put my phone in rice to try and dry it out."

"The 4 Kinds of Clickbait Jokes:"

"Did you know that, during the first game of the 1936 baseball season, the Boston Braves managed to win while also badly injuring six players on the opposing team? They were truly ruthless."

"I saw a midget carrying a TV out of Best Buy I asked, ""Hey, do you need help with that flat-screen?"" He replied, ""Fuck off, this is a Kindle!"""

"Where do Jedi go to get inked? Tattooine."