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Joke of the Day

"Popcorn. Potato. Frozen Pizza. Cold Coffee. James Incandenza. Defrost. Refrost. Cancer. Corn. """"Aren't these weird microwave buttons?"

"Punctuation is everything: ""Will you marry me"" is a marriage proposal ""Will, You, Mary, Me"" = a Foursome Inquiry"

"If my boyfriend ever cheated on me I'd be like omg I have a boyfriend :)"

"So I visited www.optrex.co.uk... That was a site for sore eyes."

"how do you help gay psychopaths? With a straight jacket ."

"What's the difference between the calendar and you? A calendar has a date on Valentine's day."

"What do you call a cow that just tripped? Ground Beef"

"""I think I have ADHD, doc"" why? ""I keep forgetting where I parked my Ford"" that's not- ""yeah I keep losing my Focus"" get out of my office"

"What did Little Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common? They both had curds in their whey."

"After being away from Reddit for a day, how do you keep up with what you missed? You go to 9gag."