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Joke of the Day

"What did Kermit the Frog say after Jim Henson died? Nothing."

"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer... I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day."

"I used to have a friend named Frank... Until one day I asked him: ""Can I be Frank with you?"" Now I no longer have a friend named Frank."

"In a few weeks the keys to the worlds most important office will be handed over to Donald Trump. There is absolutely nothing funny about that. Figured this sub was a perfect place to post this."

"What do we say to the god of procrastination? Not today."

"What do you call a gay alcoholic? Liqourace."

"Q - Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat? A - Bachelors come home, check to see what's in the fridge, and go to bed. Married men come home, check to see what's in the bed, and go the fridge."

"The worst thing about a prison tattoo is always having to explain why you got a tattoo of a prison."

"Yo momma so fat... She's a Reddit admin!"

"Do you call a senior citizen bride's pre-wedding party... A golden shower?"