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Joke of the Day

"What did Kermit the Frog say after Jim Henson died? Nothing."

"Cute names to call your girlfriend with 1.sugar 2.honey 3.flour 4.egg 5.1/2 lb butter 6.stir 7.pour into pan 8.preheat to 375"

"Did you hear about the man who choked on his lasagna dinner? He pasta way."

"Love is one long sweet dream... and marriage is the alarm clock."

"A white couple gets a black child Angry husband asks-you white,me white.why is baby black? Wife-you hot,me hot.baby burnt!"

"She gets stoked after reading: ""Big strapping boxer"" on dating site But soon discovers he's a 475 lb. guy working in shipping at Amazon."

"Hooked up with a Medium at a bar last night I think phony was a fake because she didn't see me coming."

"""I like to get off on the right foot."" ""Wow. That's a VERY specific fetish."""

"Lazy person fact #4523974903 You were too lazy to read that number."

"I feel like when life gives me lemons I just give them back because I hate holding stuff."