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Joke of the Day

"Punctuation is everything: ""Will you marry me"" is a marriage proposal ""Will, You, Mary, Me"" = a Foursome Inquiry"

"LPT: Name Your Hands, Instant 3some"

"My heart goes out to all the single thermometers that don't get any help from the therdadeter."

"I used to be addicted to the ""Hokey Pokey"" song, I couldn't stop listening to it again and again and again... But I turned myself around."

"Why shouldn't you put a baby in the microwave? Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven."

"How do you find an old man in the dark? It isn't hard."

"A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's, she changes it more often."

"*interrupts dinner ""IS THAT CLOCK REALLY YOUR GRANDFATHER!?"""

"My girlfriend said she wanted me to be more like her Ex. So I dumped her."

"My husband still waves to policemen like a 5 year old."