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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between the calendar and you? A calendar has a date on Valentine's day."

"Boobies Teehehehhe"

"Selfish Girls When I was a kid. Many girls want to kiss me I Allowed. But Now... I want To Kiss Many Girls but They Don't Allow me."

"Facebook is like prison because you write on walls and people you don't know poke you."

"How many toes does Trump have on the outside of his body? 5. The rest are constantly in his mouth."

"What did one German wheat farmer say to the other German wheat farmer? Gluten tag"

"I was going to try and convert my friend to nihilism. But I decided it would be pointless."

"Heard the one about the corduroy pillowcase? It's making headlines."

"How do you call two guys on a motocycle? Fucking morons; they could have stolen two motocycles!"

"Why did Eli Manning didn't react to the Broncos winning the Superbowl? Because the fine bros would sue."