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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between the calendar and you? A calendar has a date on Valentine's day."
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"my life thats it thats the joke"
"THERAPIST: What's the problem with your marriage? WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise"
"Daughter asked me, ""Dad, who is your favorite Queen?"" I said, ""Friddie Mercury"" And another one bites the dust."
"What is the similarity between a blonde and a turtle? When they fall on their backs they're fucked"
"bill nye is short for william new years eve"