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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cow that just tripped? Ground Beef"
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"If Hooters had delivery, would they be called knockers?"
"What do tornadoes and redneck divorces have in common? ... Either way, someone is going to end up losing a trailer."
"What's the difference between jam and jelly? well.... I can't jelly my dick up your ass."
"why does everyone want the new white iphone? don't they know the black one runs faster?"
"Today I just turned 17! That makes me over 3.55 x 10^14 years old."
"I like my beer like I enjoy my violence. Domestic."
"You must be radiating feminine mystique because every man in the cafe is looking at you, and then you realize there's a TV over your head."
"What do you call a gay paraplegic? Rolaids."
"Dad how it feels to have a awesome son? Dad: Ask your grandma."