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Joke of the Day
"What did Little Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common? They both had curds in their whey."
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"has a fever: i'm ok coughs out lungs: i'm ok throat on fire: i'm ok is hungry: death, despair and chaos has entered my life"
"Which actor is resting in pieces? Alan RIPman"
"Drake the type of dude who eat two gummy bears at the same time so they don't die alone."
"What does a hiker love to listen to? A trail mix!"
"I just found out that the guy who stole my journal has died. My thoughts are with his family."
"What do you call a Mexican rolling in sand? A churro."
"So I was having sex with a girl from work... She wasn't really into it, and then to make matters worse my boss walked in on us. Long story short, I lost my job at the morgue."
"If a coworker has two apples in his right hand and two oranges in his left hand, what does he have? No chance of blocking an uppercut."
"derpy joke i went to the zoo the other day and there was just 1 dog.... it was a shitzu"