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Joke of the Day

"""I think I have ADHD, doc"" why? ""I keep forgetting where I parked my Ford"" that's not- ""yeah I keep losing my Focus"" get out of my office"

"How does a black woman fight crime? By having an abortion"

"An interesting fact about owls. Their heads can rotate up to 360 degrees before it comes off in your hand."

"wow did you see that premature ejactulation man he came out of nowhere...."

"I went into a cafe and said, "" A crocodile sandwich and make it snappy."""

"""Dad what IS the moon?"" It is cheese. Delicious cheese. Thats why rats come out at nite, to look at it. We must never let rats on the moon."

"Goodbye, Class! Hello, Trump."

"What's a mathematician's favorite plant? Geometry"

"Kissing someone mid sentence is only cute in movies. I will press my hand against your face and slowly push it way until I'm done talking."

"What's the difference between your mom and my mom? Your mom still sucks my dad's dick"