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Joke of the Day
"If my boyfriend ever cheated on me I'd be like omg I have a boyfriend :)"
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"what am I? I'm owned by every man, though my length differs. Their wives use me after getting married Last Name"
"I hate it when I'm peeing in a public restroom & some motherfucker tries to rob me & I have to fight him while holding my dick."
"The Effects Of Using Beer To Clean A Dirty Toilet www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOwb9h20Gf8"
"I'm on a whiskey diet. I've already lost three days."
"What's the difference between a group of midget engineers and a women's track team? One is a group of cunning runts..."
"Wanna go to Copenhagen? Amsterdam sure"
"A three-legged dog walked into a saloon in the Old West. He sidled up to the bar and announced, ""I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."""
"What is the difference between a Cadillac and five dead Asian hookers? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage"
"How many people does it take to circumcise a Whale? Four Skindivers."