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Joke of the Day
"Here comes my big moment... MOMENT."
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"Free Tibet with the purchase of a Tibet of equal or lesser value."
"""Love me do"" is my favourite Beatles song written by Yoda."
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"I'm going to post an original joke on r/jokes."
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"""Write this down."" [Moses grabs tablet] ""Thou shalt not steal [raises eyebrow] where did you get that tablet from?"""
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"Q: What did the blonde say during a porno? A: ""There I am!"""