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Joke of the Day
"Here comes my big moment... MOMENT."
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"Sometimes I think my wife's a bit shallow I wouldn't want the dog digging her up"
"If someone asks what you do for a living and you reply ""I'm a lunatic"" they won't ask any more questions."
"""I'm on the Reich track baby, I was born this race."" -Nazi Gaga"
"I asked my wife what women really want and she said ""attentive lovers""... ...actually she might have said ""A tent of lovers"", I don't really listen to her needs and opinions."
"""You know what pal, lay your own damn eggs"" - jerk chicken"
"CHEAP and EASY Hack for Getting in Touch With Your Inner Self: Use 1 ply toilet paper"
"What's the difference between a Philosophy major and a cashier at KFC? A job application."
"Why are executioners so rich? Because they make a killing"
"My grandfather had alzheimers..."