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Joke of the Day
"What did the prolapsed anus say to the sock? I like your hat."
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"How do you reuse a condom? Turn it inside out and shake the shit out of it!"
"Alien vs predator Guys what if a pedophile assualts an illegal immigrant, would it be called alien vs predator?"
"Lamar Odom suffered a dozen strokes... Tiger Woods is jealous of his low stroke count."
"So Donald Trump was pounding this chick and she started moaning ""oh daddy!"" Then he said, ""I know I am your daddy Ivanka"""
"""Hello, barman? Give me another drink!"" I yelled. He said, ""I think you've had enough, sir."" ""What makes you say that?"" I laughed. He said, ""I'm a taxi driver."""
"I'm dating a supermodel with hemiparesis. She's not half-bad."
"Wife. I'm going to bed. Me. Nooo! Don't leave me alone with the fridge."
"This polo shirt has two buttoning options: Uptight golf prick or disco chest hair."
"I was going to make one of those Bitstrips cartoons, but then I decided to pick the lint out of my belly button instead. I'm pretty sure I came out ahead"