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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between pussy and parsley? Nobody eats parsley."
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"I call bullshit on these retro bottles of Coca-Cola. They make you add your own cocaine."
"What's the favourite flavour of sharks? Shark-o-late!"
"Coldplay have been arrested. They played ""Clocks""."
"My granddad has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the Edinburgh zoo."
"My wife is acting like giving me the silent treatment for four days is a bad thing."
"Be more like Christ they said... Be more like Christ they said, so I became Jewish."
"When I'm on my death bed, I want my last words to be....""I left the diamonds on an Island, look for clues on my Face Book!....."", just to get them to read all the jokes I've posted."
"Relationship Status: Very relieved towels can't get pregnant."
"What did the ceiling fan say? YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!"