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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between pussy and parsley? Nobody eats parsley."
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"What's the proper name for a continually chafed asshole? ""Mr. President."""
"What does a bee from Asia do? Nepallinates flowers."
"If you love a woman, you shouldn't be ashamed to show her to your wife."
"I wish I were poor for one day. Because being poor every day is not something I like waking up to."
"Women's underwear is a great example of how you can make something half-assed and it still become very successful Thought of this in traffic yesterday"
"What do you get when you order a JFK? An americano with an extra shot"
"How many black people do you need to start a riot? Negative 1."
"What's a hats favourite thing? Getting head"
"I just don't get bukkake It goes straight over my head."