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Joke of the Day

"Free Tibet with the purchase of a Tibet of equal or lesser value."

"What do you get when you cross a lima bean with a Soviet? A Lenintil..."

"I've got my own lie detector at home. I call her ""honey"".....:)"

"How can you tell the difference between a good joke and a bad joke? I dunno, I just repost them."

"How do you spell 'way' with an 'f'? There's no 'f' in way"

"What's a fat kids favorite musical instrument? The lunch bell!"

"People always ask 'how do you cope with erectile disfunction'? Honestly, it's not that hard"

"What does a submarine full of gay guys smell like? Sea Men"

"Why does Santa have such a big sack? He only comes once a year"

"What's the difference between an Atheist and a black guy? Atheists are stereotyped as being giant dicks. Black guys are stereotyped as having giant dicks."