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Joke of the Day

"""Love me do"" is my favourite Beatles song written by Yoda."

"I hate how survivors leave the zombies they kill wherever they fall. I'm not sentimental. I'm just sick of tripping over them."

"When you get angry at someone count out loud to ten. When you get to eight, throw a punch. Nobody expects that shit."

"I'll admit it... I'm a horny TV And i'm turned on by remotes..."

"What's the difference between a Pakistani Kindergarten and a Taliban Training Ground? Don't ask me, I just fly the drone."

"When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into the Hulk? - just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings"

"Why do elephants drink so much? To try to forget!"

"What does a gay mans penis taste like? Shit!"

"How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom? OC By process of elimination."

"What do engineers use for birth control? Their personality."