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"Who is the second coolest doctor in the hospital The hip replacement guy"
"What did Santa say when big old fat uncle Alfred came round to chat? Nice to *sleigh* you!"
"Why won't you ever see an ant walk in a church? They're insects. I'll show myself out."
"What do 8 hobbits make? A hobbyte."
"What do you call it when you punch someone with an avocado? Guacamelee"
"I heading to the beach and i'm going to sneak up from behind annoying couples who are watching the sunset, and pee all over them"
"An Irishman, a homosexual, and a Jew are sitting at a bar What a fine example of an integrated community."
"I wonder if anyone in a full burqa ever thinks, ""Wow, that's a great picture of me."""
"The other day i tried to grab the fog... I mist"