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Joke of the Day

"I had to tell my toddler not to step on the baby. Four times. All my grandchildren from her will be cats."

"How do you get rid of a Reddit admin? Chooter"

"so a polar bear walks into a bar and says: ""i'd like a...................................... beer."" and the bartender says: ""hey man, what's with the big pause?"""

"Why do sanitary towel adverts always feature a liquid which is blue? Are aliens their primary customers?"

"I cried when my dad cut onions... I miss onions. He was a good dog."

"What was John Lennons final hit? The pavement"

"want a smart girl, a nice girl, a romantic girl. But most importantly, I want these women to never meet."

"Why do we feel like whistleblowers right now? Because we're Snowedin."

"There is a guy at my job who wears a turban... ...I wonder if he has ever called in Sikh to work?"

"How do I like my eggs? Unfertilized, thanks."