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Joke of the Day

"Umm..I don't want to be ""that inmate,"" but could you tell the chef that this needs more salt."

"Duct tape is like the Force It has a light side, a dark side and it holds the universe together."

"I used to feel like a man trapped in a woman's body then I was born."

"I never thought a fleshlight would feel like the real thing, but last night I got drunk and totally tried it. And I have to say, it was a pretty good fucksimilie."

"Watching WWII documentaries, it's always so heart wrenching when Poland is invaded and London is bombed by the Alt-Right."

"What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An Investigator!"

"What do you call the ring that worms leave round the bath ? The scum of the earth !"

"Two drunks come out of a bar... One says to the other: ""We gotta go back, I forgot to pee."" The other one replies: ""No problem, dude, I can teach you how to do it!"""

"What did one firefly say to the other ? Got to glow now !"

"What's Hodor's favorite cereal? Raisin Bran"