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Joke of the Day

"What do you call the ring that worms leave round the bath ? The scum of the earth !"

"Poking holes in your parents condoms so there's someone else to do the dishes"

"White ppl be like ""What's the return policy on this umbrella?"""

"ME: *robbing bank* More like, I'm BANKing on you not tripping the alarm! Haha! TELLER: Haha! COPS: *tackling me from behind* Haha!"

"Curiosity killed the cat, and got your daughter pregnant."

"Don't let Trump find out about Motes. ""Sea-walls?!"""

"You give a few pot heads a bunch of weed and nothing to smoke out of and suddenly they all become engineers. It's amazing."

"ME: my greatest strength is giving people clever nicknames. QUESTION ASKER MAN: and how is this a skill that will help you here?"

"I'm a club photographer, I take pictures at the club and people pay me to delete them"

"A religious family member literally said ""Spongebob goes too far sometimes"" and I can not stop laughing."