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Joke of the Day
"I used to feel like a man trapped in a woman's body then I was born."
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"If you don't have company or a package coming, don't answer the doorbell. You're nobody's bitch."
"Someone stole my mood ring. I really don't know how I feel about this."
"My dad said, always leave them wanting more. Ironically, that's how he lost his job in disaster relief."
"My priest has this game... Called ""find the skinflute"". I'm starting to think he's no good cause he hides it the same place every time."
"""Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your front door forever."""
"Father names his son Bentley. His friend asks - are you stupid? Why would you name your son Bentley?! Father - i don't care. At least i have Bentley now."
"Miley Cyrus Im trying to think of a miley cyrus joke, but its just not twerking."
"What did the cannibal get when he was late to dinner? The cold shoulder"
"What happens when you play a country song backwards? It sounds like shit"