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Joke of the Day
"I used to feel like a man trapped in a woman's body then I was born."
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"My boss hates it when I shorten his name to D!ck, Especially since his name is Steve."
"I swear my toddler yells at me in Vietnamese"
"Twitter: Where #Hash is legal."
"A joke about rehab and people who think they are better than you...and horses? That horse you're on needs to go to rehab, because he is FUCKING HIGH!"
"Stop with the boxing jokes guys... You're beating a Mayweather's girlfriend here."
"How did the Sex Ed teacher explain buttsex to her students? She used an analogy"
"Aw, crap, I just ate a silica gel pack. Why didn't I take seriously the ""Do Not Eat"" warning on it? It just looked so effin' delicious."
"Q: What goes: click click click ""Now? FUCK!"" click click click ""Now? FUCK!"" etc... A: A blind guy working a Rubix cube."
"I wish women would put the toilet seat back up after they're done using it."