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Joke of the Day

"Watching WWII documentaries, it's always so heart wrenching when Poland is invaded and London is bombed by the Alt-Right."

"What do you call a dog with a 7 inch boner? Your sex life."

"what do a nun and a public defender have in common? neither one can get you off"

"INTERVIEWER to job applicant: ""Do you think you could come up with any reason you want this job other than your parents want you out of their house?"""

"Who cares if you break a damn mirror. If you think 7 years of bad luck is hell, try breaking a condom."

"What porn do Saudis get away with? Camel toes."

"I sure hope skinny jeans are still in fashion. After all the calories I consumed over the holidays that's what all my pants are now."

"""How do we spell this pasta?"" L ""Ok"" A ""Got it"" S ""Neat"" A ""Diggin it"" G ""What the hell"" N ""Wait"" A ""I have some questions"""

"Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth then it becomes a soap opera"

"What is 4 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women crazy when they see it? An empty toilet paper roll."