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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An Investigator!"
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"I have two tear drop tattoos (one for each time I waved at a person who was waving to someone behind me)"
"A Thursday night ""Just got Paroled!"" party down the street! Wooooo! HELL YEAH!! I'm gunna wear my best knife for this one y'all!"
"My brother told me hates my beard. I said ""Don't worry, it will grow on you"""
"A dog walks into a bar and orders several strong drinks. He appears to be sad. The bartender asks him, ""Why are you ordering so many drinks?"". The dog responds, ""I've had a ruff day."""
"Jose Cuervo showed up at his girlfriend's house with a gun... Tequila"
"Joke I had a joke about cheese. Never mind it was too cheesy... The last of us inspirational full of haha joke...:)"
"A programmer walks into a bar. Barman ask him if he wants ""beer or whiskey"", he responded ""yes"""
"Q: Why can't blondes make ice cubes? A: They always forget the recipe."
"was about to ask this girl on a date until i saw her click firefox instead of chrome"