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Joke of the Day

"What's Hodor's favorite cereal? Raisin Bran"

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"An Korean sees a gay Yu-Gi-Oh player And says "" you.... Gay ... Oh!"""
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"What do you call... two black guys who are fighting over a watermel.... Goddamit billy go fuck your sister in another room, pa is trying to tell a joke."
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"What do doctors do with the foreskins from circumcisions? Sell them to gay guys as chewing gum."
"In June of last year, a beautiful woman on the subway saw me yawn & then she yawned. So I think we can cool it with the ""virgin"" talk."
"If there is a better way to memorialize your parakeet than by tattooing his name on your ass, I'd certainly like to hear it."