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Joke of the Day

"Duct tape is like the Force It has a light side, a dark side and it holds the universe together."

"What did Khloe Kardashian do for a vegetable? Broke up with James Harden"

"My girlfriend has a poop fetish NSFW I always give her shit for it"

"The rest of the world uses Facebook to overthrow evil dictators. I just learned some girl I hated in high school likes her new pedicure."

"Hey baby, you want to come back to my place? I do one hell of a Bill Cosby impression I'd love to show you"

"What do you call five black people having sex? a threesome"

"Wow I never thought you'd agree to go out with me *starts car, Whitesnake is playing at full volume*"

"I'm more pissed off than a midget with a yo-yo."

"I don't care what people think of me. At least mosquitoes find me attractive."

"What could possibly make moviegoers forget about Will Smith's movie After Earth? A Concussion."