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Joke of the Day

"Want to make a nerd's head explode? Go to any site that posted the new Star Wars trailer & write ""Where's Captain Kirk?"" in the comments."

"Why don't North Koreans go to heaven? because they have no Seoul"

"Sign at funeral home: ALL SALES FINAL"

"Milkman Today my girlfriend was sexually harassed by a milkman. This really happened"

"What did Hillary Clinton say at the last debate? Nothing...because she was in the kitchen where she belongs."

"""i wonder what i'll order from amazon prime today"" - me every morning kinda"

"Hillary is like the George Washington of 2016. She cannot tell a lie."

"The sign down the highway said ""Don't be a turkey, don't text and drive"" They misspelled vegetable."

"Eric Clapton's son was a prolific writer by the age of 4 and a half... He did 49 stories in 7 seconds."

"Pretty ironic how there's an active ingredient in marijuana."