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Joke of the Day

"Doctor: I'm sorry, but your Dad's in a coma. Teen: Huh? Doctor: He's in airplane mode now. Teen: OHHH NOOOOO!!"

"Maybe someone just charmed the pants off of Winnie the Pooh."

"17 ways to get rid of click bait This is not one of them."

"Today I played chess with some old men in the park. It was hard to round up 32 of them."

"I used to have a 2 year old son, he died the same way Eric Clapton's son died... For inspiration"

"Why does the dwarf laugh when he runs? Cause the grass tickles his balls..."

"Date: Lets break the ice. Polar bear: break th-[shatters Coke bottle] BREAK THE ICE? What are you saying?! D: I mea- PB: THATS MY HOME LINDA"

"Do you guys remember that party at Bill Cosby's last weekend? Me neither."

"Why was the lumberjack executed? He committed treeson."

"What's the difference between a beaver and a deer? The deer has a bigger beaver"