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Joke of the Day
"Why does the dwarf laugh when he runs? Cause the grass tickles his balls..."
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"When are people going to realize that ""the bigger the shoe size, the bigger the penis"" ... ... is a total phallicy?"
"My dog said ""woof"" so I said ""woof"" & now I'm afraid of what I may have agreed to."
"What do you call it when a man has a beer in each hand? Irish handcuffs."
"What's the difference between a hotdog and a dead baby? You don't ejaculate on a hotdog before you eat it."
"A coworker and myself had a competition to see who was more sensitive I was pretty sad I came in second place."
"People who eat endangered birds... Will die lonely and full of egret."
"What's the best thing about fucking a transvestite? Reaching around the front and thinking, just for a second, that's it's gone all the way through"
"What's the affirmative response to a Jamaican mother? Yeah mom!"
"Three men walk into a bar... The fourth one ducks."