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"17 ways to get rid of click bait This is not one of them."
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"What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breath idiot, breath!"
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"Why do Jewish men have to be Circumcised? Because Jewish women won't touch anything unless its 20% off."
"Women have all the answers to all your questions.nnnAnd you don't even have to ask."
"A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket... Suddenly she realises that some asshole has her pen."
"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my cock in your ass"
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"How many scientists it takes to change a lightbulb? None *et al.*"