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Joke of the Day

"17 ways to get rid of click bait This is not one of them."

"Today, a guy put a gun to my head and demanded a coconut-filled chocolate bar. I hate Bounty Hunters."

"How many Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but it takes 5 episodes."

"The Lord said to John, ""Come forth and receive Eternal Life""... But John came fifth and won a toaster."

"Hey girl, you must be called Pepsi You're cheap, drunk all day, and you ain't gonna carry yourself home..."

"Did you know that Germany was the original creator of the Amazing Race? They tried to introduce it back in 1933. But the show caust too much."

"You think YOUR economy is bad? Around here the hookers are giving free blowjobs just to get something hot on their bellys!"

"What do you call a frog with seven legs? A seven-legged frog."

"Do not squander your short time on earth acquiring worldly possessions. Instead, try to get laid a lot."

"Kanye's acceptance speech on the VMA's"