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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a beaver and a deer? The deer has a bigger beaver"
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"I'm going to make a movie about a guy in a turban who turns into a monster at night... ...it'll be called ""Hyde & Sikh""."
"What do you call a random complaint in Star Wars? A General Grievance."
"If her age is on the clock then she's ready for the cock"
"-""I hear the Israeli PM isn't too worried about that latest hack because.."" -""Please don't"" -""...Benjamin's Not on Yahoo"" -""I'm leaving you"""
"Math jokes never work on me I have trouble differentiating them. They aren't an integral part of my life and most of the time they just don't add up."
"What's the difference between feminists and guns? Guns only have one trigger. At the time I was writing this, my mom and sister were in the middle of a death battle yelling match, help."
"What do Monica Lewinsky and the New York Giants have in common? They were both terrorized by Clinton Dix, Ha Ha."
"Q. Where do fish sleep? A. In a river bed"
"I'm smart. Just not remembers how to write a cursive Z, smart."