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Joke of the Day

"Date: Lets break the ice. Polar bear: break th-[shatters Coke bottle] BREAK THE ICE? What are you saying?! D: I mea- PB: THATS MY HOME LINDA"

"Still looking both ways on one-way streets."

"Hitler meets Anne Frank one day in the camp. Hitler: you know, I like you... how about you join me for dinner next Friday? Anne Frank: let me check my diary"

"How do Mexicans cut their pizzas? Little Caesers"

"It's not that the man didn't know how to juggle. He just didn't have the balls to do it"

"Do you remember that barbecue? You know, the one where I put my meat on your grill?"

"The Islamic State is hosting a music festival in Iraq. The first annual Allahpalooza is sure to go off with a bang."

"Why was the German woman freaking out? Because she was late."

"Just accidentally opened iTunes so now I can't use my computer for the next hour or so"

"What do a black person and a bike have in common? they both don't work without a chain."